Four Eyes
Well, it sure has been awhile since I've blogged the hell out of this thing.
Last month was May and we played out of town every weekend. Everything is kind of blurring together like the way things blur together when you wear your contacts and your glasses at the same time. So it's like you have your opposite natural vision. The way the devil intended you to see.
We got to play Portsmouth Ohio again at a place called Big Daddy's. Last time we were there, was when I was getting sick, back in Nov. of 2005. At Big Daddy's, they made the wise choice of putting the bathrooms in the back of the bar, behind where the bands play. So, if you need to go pee pee or poo poo, you need to walk through the band. Good times.
Everyone can see you. Everyone knows what you're going to do. I'm going to throw the microphone in the bathroom so everyone can hear you piss. How big is your dickhole?
"Hey, Mike! Can you watch the door for me while I take a shit?" Skot said to me at Big Daddy's.
"Sure" I said. I stood in front of the door so No one would walk in on Skot while he was taking his meditative dump. It’s a spiritual journey for him. Skot loves the band Foreigner. I had to brush off a few dudes and even a couple of guys. Skot did his deed, step out of the bathroom, we walked 3 feet to the "stage" area - turned on our amps and rocked it hard. Big-time.
This most recent time we played there -- I sat around and watched the CMT Network. Some reality show was one. The one where white trash girls try out to be Coyote Ugly dancers. Last time I was sitting in the van, listening to these two coked up girls fight about coke and about money - and how they need to get more money for coke so they can sell it. Their Circular Logic matched their dumbass circular fight. Blood was on the door. I was in the van. Skot was getting drunk, Chad was -- dunno. But Chad would have paid good money to see two coke whore do battle -- TO THE DEATH!!!
Portsmouth Ohio is the white trash gutter for Ohio, KY and WV. Seriously folks. All three states drain their Cream of the Crop, the Best Trained and most Highly Qualified White Trash in all the land into, Portsmouth Ohio. I do recommend going there. Good times.
Some how, last week, we found ourselves playing in Athens Ohio playing a show with Weed Eater and Skeleton Witch. It was a Monday. I ate sprees all the way there. It was a short trip down there, but then again every trip is short when you listen to the Distorted View podcast. (plug plug poke poke). The Distorted View podcast by Tim Henson is one of the few things that 1point3, as a band, looks forward to when we hop in the van. It's tops in our book.
The show was great. The Athens people have always treated us well. Skeleton Witch was great and WeedEater are crazy.
Plain and Simple. Weed Eater is Dixie from Buzz*ven new band. They sound like some Hillbilly snorting Whiskey off a Sunn cab. Furthmore, Weedeater are nice guys.
Yes, I know, I’m really half assign this blog.
Last month was May and we played out of town every weekend. Everything is kind of blurring together like the way things blur together when you wear your contacts and your glasses at the same time. So it's like you have your opposite natural vision. The way the devil intended you to see.
We got to play Portsmouth Ohio again at a place called Big Daddy's. Last time we were there, was when I was getting sick, back in Nov. of 2005. At Big Daddy's, they made the wise choice of putting the bathrooms in the back of the bar, behind where the bands play. So, if you need to go pee pee or poo poo, you need to walk through the band. Good times.
Everyone can see you. Everyone knows what you're going to do. I'm going to throw the microphone in the bathroom so everyone can hear you piss. How big is your dickhole?
"Hey, Mike! Can you watch the door for me while I take a shit?" Skot said to me at Big Daddy's.
"Sure" I said. I stood in front of the door so No one would walk in on Skot while he was taking his meditative dump. It’s a spiritual journey for him. Skot loves the band Foreigner. I had to brush off a few dudes and even a couple of guys. Skot did his deed, step out of the bathroom, we walked 3 feet to the "stage" area - turned on our amps and rocked it hard. Big-time.
This most recent time we played there -- I sat around and watched the CMT Network. Some reality show was one. The one where white trash girls try out to be Coyote Ugly dancers. Last time I was sitting in the van, listening to these two coked up girls fight about coke and about money - and how they need to get more money for coke so they can sell it. Their Circular Logic matched their dumbass circular fight. Blood was on the door. I was in the van. Skot was getting drunk, Chad was -- dunno. But Chad would have paid good money to see two coke whore do battle -- TO THE DEATH!!!
Portsmouth Ohio is the white trash gutter for Ohio, KY and WV. Seriously folks. All three states drain their Cream of the Crop, the Best Trained and most Highly Qualified White Trash in all the land into, Portsmouth Ohio. I do recommend going there. Good times.
Some how, last week, we found ourselves playing in Athens Ohio playing a show with Weed Eater and Skeleton Witch. It was a Monday. I ate sprees all the way there. It was a short trip down there, but then again every trip is short when you listen to the Distorted View podcast. (plug plug poke poke). The Distorted View podcast by Tim Henson is one of the few things that 1point3, as a band, looks forward to when we hop in the van. It's tops in our book.
The show was great. The Athens people have always treated us well. Skeleton Witch was great and WeedEater are crazy.
Plain and Simple. Weed Eater is Dixie from Buzz*ven new band. They sound like some Hillbilly snorting Whiskey off a Sunn cab. Furthmore, Weedeater are nice guys.
Yes, I know, I’m really half assign this blog.
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